The Star Wars Holiday Special

Kashyyk And Carrie

The Star Wars Holiday Special
Airdate: November 1978
Directed by Steve Binder
and David Acomba
USA DVD-R
20th Century Fox

"If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every bootlegged copy of that program and smash it."
George Lucas

Well, this was a bit of a tick box for me... I finally got around to watching my bootleg of The Star Wars Holiday Special which I bought, well, a number of years ago but it’s still easy to find. This special is notorious as it aired only once and then George Lucas tried to buy and destroy all the master copies (somewhat unsuccessfully although, I don’t think more than a few minutes of high quality footage from those masters have ever made it into a quality transfer). I can absolutely see why he wanted to do that and, frankly, I’m surprised this film didn’t do more damage to the franchise, airing briefly, as it did, a couple of years before the release of the second film in the series, The Empire Strikes Back (reviewed by me here).

The film is mostly set on Chewbacca’s home planet of Kashyyk while his family of wookies and a human friend tune into different programmes on their various media equipment, trying to find out what has delayed his return home for Life Day (which is Star Wars Christmas... although not the same thing as the Star Wars Christmas In The Stars music album, for sure). They tune into various sketches, songs and dances set in the Star Wars universe and... there is a kind of narrative thread to the story too, when the Imperial forces raid Chewie’s home.

The show features Mark Hamill as Luke Skywallker (recovering from his car accident and heavily made up to account for his recent injuries), Harrison Ford as Han Solo, Peter Mayhew as Chewbacca, Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia, Anthony Daniels as C3PO and a remote controlled R2D2. Most of the cast tried to get out of it but it was originally George Lucas’ idea to do this show, to keep the franchise alive in people’s minds before the first sequel. Well, when he saw what had been made in his name, he realised straight away how terrible it was and, well, his comments at the start of this blog are pretty indicative of his stance on the special. Let me just iterate, the show aired only once in the US and not at all in most countries.

Now I was suckered in from the opening because... hey, that bit was pretty good. It involves Han and Chewie on board the Millennium Falcon, trying to get back to Chewie’s home world and, frankly, it’s just like watching a slice of the original Star Wars (with the effects footage from the first movie dropped in between their dialogue... if you kids these days want to get a taste of what the original special effects in the first Star Wars were like before all the CGI revisionism crap, this is one way to do it). Unfortunately, while Ford and Mayhew manage to enhance nearly all of their scenes and make them watchable, the same is not true for the whole show. Carrie Fisher even sings a song at the end and... yeah, it’s not good.

I think my biggest disappointment with this is, looking at it 46 years later, the show is failing at being both a good production and a bad production. I mean, it’s not good but, alas, it’s not so bad it's good either... it’s just dull and lifeless and the many comedy sketches, songs and dance routines are just drab and, not just unremarkable but deadly boring. Not to mention somewhat inappropriate... I mean, when Chewie’s mum hooks up to some kind of fantasy machine and we see a woman seductively singing and dancing in an erotic manner, it’s definitely a WTF? moment here (I didn’t know this when I was watching it but it was apparently trying to be as close to soft porn as the producers thought they could get away with on prime time television). And don’t get me started on the cooking programme ‘Bantha Surprise’ sequence... a lot of this thing is almost unwatchable.

It never really recovers from this. Now there are some weird things happening in terms of Star Wars continuity. For instance, cassette tapes to power the hologram machines and wookies using framed photos (always weirdly absent form the big screen Star Wars movies... not seen a flat, still used in that universe before, from what I can remember). Completely continuity busting stuff, for sure. But, here’s an interesting thing... a cartoon section, done in the style of the kind of thing you would see in the old Heavy Metal comics of the time, has the first official appearance as a character of Boba Fett. Now, it’s not stated he’s a bounty hunter, he’s just Darth Vader’s ‘right hand man’ but, he’s here all the same, looking pretty much like he would do in The Empire Strikes Back a couple of years later.

Now I watched a bonus version of The Star Wars Holiday Special with all the original American advertisements (plus a news bulletin) left in and, it’s sad to say that I was getting more entertainment value out of the trashy, 1970s American advertising than the actual special itself... which is, yeah... okay. But hey, due to this, at least I now know that the particular week in November in which this aired caused it to cancel episodes of both Wonder Woman and The Incredible Hulk... both of which I’m sure had more entertainment value than this. Honestly, it’s a wonder this show wasn’t a franchise killer in itself (as the recent Disney TV shows have somewhat become... they’re mostly not much better, I would say).

And I think that’s me about done with The Star Wars Holiday Special. It would be true to say that, while I would welcome an unlikely, official release of this on high definition Blu Ray at some point, part of me is relieved that this will probably never happen. Watching through this felt like a bit of an endurance test, to be honest and, I’ve really no interest in repeating the experience.