Showing posts with label Tilling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tilling. Show all posts

Saturday, 27 June 2026

Mapp And Lucia (1985/86)














Au Reservoir

Mapp and Lucia 
Two Series
comprising ten episodes
Series 1 1985
Series 2 1986
Granada TV for Channel 4
Cinema Club DVD Region 2


Well now… after years of waiting for a Blu Ray release (which has never happened), I finally revisited (to be fair, for about the fifth time), what is probably my second favourite TV series of all time (lagging just behind The Prisoner), the one and only Mapp And Lucia. Not to be confused with he shoddy BBC remake (which I also plan on rewatching at some point), this was based on the last three novels in a series of six books written in the 20s and 30s by E. F. Benson… the first three novels being Queen Lucia, Miss Mapp and Lucia In London… followed by the full-on crossover novels which are covered by this show, Mapp And Lucia (which comprised series one) and then on to Lucia’s Progress and Trouble For Lucia (which both were adapted for series two).

What can I say… bearing in mind I don’t watch a lot of comedy and I’m also somewhat averse to certain kinds of British period pieces… I saw these back when they first aired and the family was so struck by them that it wasn’t long before we were all visiting the town in which the books were kinda set… in Rye, where Benson lived. In the books the town of Tilling was based on Rye (if memory serves) and the show was shot there. It’s a lovely place and you can see a lot of it in the show. So, of course, while I was down there I bought and read all the books (I need to revisit those now, over 40 years since I last read them) and, also discovered one of the last surviving CD Soundtrack shops left in the country, Backtrack Records.

The show, adapted by Gerald Savory and directed by Donald Machinise, is a work of genius. The first episode shows Miss Emmeline Lucas aka Lucia, played incomparably by Geraldine McEwan and her effeminate best friend Georgie Pelson, played beautifully by Nigel Hawthorne, finishing up business in their home town of Risholme but, there’s a long interlude in the story in this episode to show their house hunting trip to Tilling, where the rest of the show is set. It’s here that we meet all the other regular characters in the show, in their brief overnight stay.

There’s Mistress Map, played ‘perfectly tiresomely’ by the late, great Prunella Scales, who is the rival character in the show (and books) to Lucia and who stole Lucia’s farewell pun catchphrase of “Au Reservoir” in a former book. There’s Godiva (Diva) Plaistow, played by Mary MacLeod, who is a bit of former canon fodder in Mapp’s social circle but now she’s a little more shrewd about things after Lucia comes to town. Then there’s the exquisite performance of Denis Lill as the almost permanently drunken Major Benjy Flint, with his constant shouts of “Quai Hi!”. 

Other quirky characters are James Greene as the local padre, who hails from Birmingham but affects a Scottish accent throughout (peppered with Irish sayings in the second series) for his own amusement. There’s Mr. Wise played by Geoffrey Chater, with his little bows to people to punctuate his various bits of dialogue and there’s his wife played by Marion Mathie, who also has her own quirks and foibles. 

And then there’s Irene Coles, aka Quaint Irene, who is easily my favourite character, played amazingly by Cecily Hobbs. The queer or bisexual local artist who shocks with her bold canvasses and steals some of the best lines in the show. She’s the saucy one who is obviously besotted by Lucia, once she’s become a resident of Tilling.

And rounding out the regulars are the long suffering servants of Lucia and Mapp. Geraldine Newman as Grovesnor, Ken Kitson as Cadman, Lucinda Gane as Foljambe and Cherry Morris as Withers.

And the comedy is high, right from the word go and, honestly, there’s not a bad performance among the lot of them. It’s like watching very broad but somehow subtle acting as Mapp and Lucia go about their business of oneupmanship against each other. The facial expressions from all of this lot which tells you exactly what they are thinking, whether they’re delivering their hilarious dialogue or just staying silent, is absolutely brilliant. In fact, I’d go as far as to suggest that all of the actors in this one did their finest work here, which is saying something considering the calibre of some of the cast.

And it’s what the British perhaps do best... a wonderful comedy of manners set among the upper classes and the silly shenanigans they get themselves into. With Lucia conquering the social heart of Tilling as Mapp continually tries to sew the seeds of discontent as her own grip on the social circle begins to slip through here fingers. With incidents like the way Lucia managed to get out of a jam which would expose her fake Italian as just that, a fake… or the time when Mapp and Lucia float out on an upturned table during a flood and get lost at sea, presumed dead... and the aftermath of all that. Plus three separate marriages throughout the show and the political pressures these seem to provoke.

If I had one criticism it’s that the second series seems more episodic rather than a single arc and maybe loses a little in the mix. With incidents like the shares and stocks craze, the Roman excavations in Lucia’s gardens, the bicycle craze and the hunt for Lucia’s mayoress, it feels like in that second iteration they don’t spend long enough on each separate thing.... and I suspect this is a symptom of trying to squeeze two books into one series of five episodes at this point. That being said, once you know the characters and exactly how they’ll think in any given situation, both series are an absolute joy to watch and, like I said, it’s my second favourite TV show of all time (and much better than the rebooted BBC mini series of a few decades later… which I guess I’ll have to revisit soon, I suppose). 

And that’s me done, for now, with Mapp And Lucia. If you are a fan of British comedy and want to see the absolute best comic performances of a very witty script, then you should definitely try and get hold of the original 1980s series for sure. What a joy but, for now… Au Reservoir!

Monday, 15 January 2024

Atlas of Imagined Places










Charting
The Uncharted


Atlas of Imagined Places -
From Liliput to Gotham City

by Matt Brown and Rhys B. Davies
Illustrated by Mike Hall
Batsford ISBN:  9781849946414


Ever wondered exactly where the island from The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is, or just where it is in proximity to the passage to the centre of the Earth? How about the location of the wrecked stealth ship from Tomorrow Never Dies and how close that is to Tin Min from It Ain’t Half Hot Mum?

Look no further then because the excellent coffee table book Atlas Of Imagined Places - From Liliput To Gotham City, written by Matt Brown and Rhys B. Davies, with fantastic illustrations by Mike Hall, will tell you all this and more. The book pretty much does what it says on the tin and presents the reader with a selection of 18 sets of maps presented as an atlas, which detail literally thousands of fictitious places which the authors, quite cleverly in some instances, have managed to pin point as an area in the real world.

The book starts off with a section which details just what kinds of places you wont find, by breaking things down into a number different fictional place categories, many of which are included but some of which are not. These range from fictional places (not used in the book because they don’t occur in correlation with our world), fictional places on Earth and fictional surrogates etc. The chapter titles are labelled thusly: 1. The USA - Altered States, 2. 2. Canada and The Arctic - Green Gables and Gold Nuggets, 3. Central America and the Caribbean - The Old New World, 4. South America - Cities of Gold and Banana Republics, 5. Western Europe - The Old Countries, 6. Eastern Europe - Science and Sorcery, Shtetls and Soviets, 7. The Nordic Countries - Here Be Dragons (and Trolls), 8. UK and Ireland - Fake Britain and Sham Rock, 9. The Middle East and Central Asia - Beyond The Silk Road, 10. South Asia - From Peshawar to the Peninsula, 11. Africa - Things Come Together, 12. Southeast Asia - Wilds, Waves, Worlds and Wars, 13. Japan - The Land Of The Rising Gundam, 14. China and North-East Asia - Journey To The East, 15. Australia and New Zealand - The Original Land Of Oz, 16. Antarctica - The Nightmare Continent, 17. The Pacific Ocean - Island Hopping and 18. The Atlantic Ocean - Lost Worlds Of The Western Sea.

Each chapter is broken down with a two to four page introduction, written like a travelogue but with a lot of in-jokes for various fictional locations (some of which I got and, due to the sheer range of literary invention looked at for this tome, some of which I didn’t). This is followed by the map itself over another double page spread and then another section which gives another couple of pages talking about a number of the places you will find on that particular map and, in some cases, how hard to pin down they were and what process led to the authors identifying them where they have. So lots of places like Westworld, Springfield (The Simpsons version), Bedrock, Asterix’s village and Blofeld’s volcano retreat from You Only Live Twice are all flagged but, other things you will need to scour the maps for on your own or check out in the vast index in the second half of the book to find them in situ. For instance, I had to look up places like Midwich (from The Midwich Cuckoos), Antonio Bay (from The Fog) and Tilling (from E. F. Benson’s Mapp and Lucia books) myself to cross reference them on the maps.

But the book is a sheer delight. The UK (where I’m from), for example, has a wealth of places including Summerisle (from The Wicker Man), The Village (from the prisoner), Brigadoon and Walmington-On-Sea (from Dad’s Army). The remit is fantastic and takes on not just books and movies but also TV, video games and even real life hoaxes. I now know where the Antarctic base from John Carpenter’s The Thing is in proximity to the Snowcap Tracking Station where the Cybermen were up to no good in the last of William Hartnell’s Doctor Who stories, The Tenth Planet, for example. I also know how far Castle Frankenstein is from Castle Wolfenstein and even how far the mountain that gave birth to The Monkey King is from the Severnaya Satellite control in Goldeneye. Not to mention the Swiss Spaghetti Farm from the famous, 1950s Panorama April Fools Day broadcast.

Now, as the writers admit themselves, there’s always going to be some stuff which seems like it’s missing in action for some people and I do have one big problem with one of the locations in the maps. That being the inclusion of Superman’s Fortress Of Solitude. All well and good but, there’s no mention of Doc Savage’s similar Fortress Of Solitude in the tome and, frankly, this is a big exclusion because it was, along with a fair few things about ‘Clark’ Savage Jr’s adventures, what the version in Superman was obviously based on (stolen from)... Superman debuted in 1938 and Doc made his debut in 1933. It’s a bit of an oversight in my opinion but, hey ho, can’t have everything, I guess.

Ultimately, though, I really enjoyed having a peruse through the various locations of the Atlas of Imagined Places - From Liliput to Gotham City and it was a real treat. I especially liked that the last map in the series shows the location of Pepperland, from the Yellow Submarine movie... not to mention the various seas glimpsed on that particular fictional adventure. It’s all good stuff.