Croyd And Seek
Wild Cards
Sleeper Straddle
Edited by George R. R. Martin
Bantam Books
ISBN 9780593357835
This one’s all about Croyd.
Wild Cards - Sleeper Straddle is the 32nd of the Wild Card mosaic novels that began releasing onto an unsuspecting public in 1987. That’s when I started reading them and I’ve managed to keep up to date over the years. After a few long slumps in publication, not to mention a few different publishing houses, the series seems to be going stronger than it ever has, with a new novel published almost every year for the last decade or more.
The basic set up from the first volume is about the Wild Cards virus from the planet Takis, which fell into the wrong hands and was detonated over New York in the 1940s... when local hero Jet Boy failed to stop an evil villain’s plot involving the stolen, alien virus. What happened next is that the world was instantly affected. Many turned ‘the Black Queen’ and died, many became Jokers (hideous and varied mutations) and a few became Aces, receiving various superhero powers. And there were also Deuces... a kind of cross between and Joker and an Ace... although even Jokers have some kind of minor power, usually related to the nature of their mutation (like waking up from a coma in the body of a centaur).
And the human gene pool was forever tainted by the virus, so when you grow up and reach puberty (or sometimes later) your ‘card will turn’ and you’ll either stay a Nat (a natural, unaffected person) or you’ll as likely become a Joker or possibly an Ace or, if you’re unlucky (or lucky, depending on your point of view) you’ll just die.
And the series goes from the 1940s and brings us right up to the modern day, telling tales of a large range of characters throughout the history of the Wild Cards universe... mostly these days contemporary to the year the novel is released but sometimes they’ll still look back (as this latest tome does). And so we get generations of different characters represented with, since it’s an 80 year old history by now, various deaths and new characters cropping up all the time. As you might imagine, the world building in these novels is fantastic.
Also special about these is that they’re rarely a single novel written by one writer (although that has happened at least once). They are collections of stories focusing on different characters by different writers, which almost always link together to give an overreaching story arc to a particular book and also, mini-series of events in a chain of books. So there are trilogies and more of specific themes involving different ‘threats’ to the world, for example. Of course, the writers also die after a while too.
Now this latest volume, Sleeper Straddle, follows the exploits of one of the original, old school characters introduced in the very first book in 1987... Croyd Crenson, aka The Sleeper. And Croyd is well over 80 but doesn’t really age at all... the way the virus affected him back in the 1940s, when he was in school as the virus was released, is quite unique. Basically, whenever Croyd goes to sleep, he goes into a period of hibernation for a number of weeks and wakes up as something totally different... sometimes an Ace, sometimes a Joker, sometimes something in between and with the shadow hanging over him that, one day, he’ll probably draw the Black Queen and die. So Croyd is a... freelancer... a career criminal but on the side of good. When he reaches the end of his cycle of being awake he gets really frantic, keeping himself awake with pills for as long as he can and getting way too paranoid for anyone to cope with. He’s also one of the greatest loved heroes in the Wild Cards universe, from the point of view of the readership and he usually gets at least a mention in any of the novels... mostly just a passing reference or a guest cameo for a part of the story... often called ‘Croyd sightings’ by the readers.
But like I said, this one’s all about Croyd and he was originally created and written about for the series by the late, great, old school science fiction writer Roger Zelazny (who died back in 1995). This volume starts off with a dedication to him and it’s kinda nice the way various writers have kept his Croyd Crenson character alive over the years.
This one comprises seven stand alone stories about various incarnations of Croyd over various years, linked by a binding story which bookends it and also provides long story links from each chapter. That story, Swimmer, Flier, Felon, Spy is by Christopher Rowe and presents a unique challenge for Croyd Crenson. Crenson hires a powerful, fastidious and very secretive, ex-CIA trained Deuce called Tesla (who also has two horns on his head from which he can emit arcs of electricity) to help find himself. In that, when Croyd awoke from his latest sleep, he had split into six different Aces, most of whom think the others are imposters (and want to kill them) and all who are slightly diminished without the other five. So it’s Tesla’s task to locate the various new Croyd’s in the city and try to get them all to meet one night before they start going to sleep again, in an effort to get them all to recombine somehow then they lose consciousness.
Hence, as Tesla plays detective and starts interviewing various people, we get the stories of various incarnations of Croyd and the people he’s encountered, via the person who Tesla is interviewing (or variations of, at any rate). The stories are Days Go By by Carrie Vaughn (set in 1961 in Greenwich Village), The Hit Parade by Cherie Priest (set in 1983), Yin-Yang Split by William F. Wu (set in 1990), Semiotics of the Strong Man by Walter Jon Williams (set in 1999), Party Like It’s 1999 by Stephen Leigh (also set in 1999), The Bloody Eagle by Mary Anne Mohanraj (set in 2003) and The Boy Who Would Be Croyd by Max Gladstone (set in 2019).
And once again it’s a fantastic set of stories and, like the majority of these mosaic novels, there’s not a bad one in the bunch. My personal favourites in this volume were Days Go By, which tells the story of a young joker photographer as she gets out from her abusive relationship (helped by Croyd, who spends a good month or two asleep on her couch after a party) and gets recognition for her own art... and the brilliant Semiotics of the Strong Man. This latter features another old school Ace who never ages from the original first novel, Jack Braun aka Golden Boy. He was an actor in the 50s and from then on but also sold out all his friends in the McCarthy communist witch hunt in the 50s so... yeah, not everybody likes him. It’s a great tale in this one where he meets Croyd in the audience of a film festival in Rome where he is a guest and more shenanigans follow, revolving around an exhibit in a suite of rooms in the same hotel from which the head of an old robot superhero from the early books, Modular Man, is stolen.
But readers will encounter a few old characters. Such as a younger version of Jokertown Police Detective Leo Storgman from the relatively recent Fort Freak trilogy of Wild Cards novels and another story featuring The Oddity... who was originally a woman and two men engaged in a threesome in bed one morning when their cards turned and they became a painful, ever shifting, combined mutation of all three in one body. There are even quick references to people like Thomas Tudbury, aka The Great And Powerful Turtle and, cameos from much loved characters who have also since died in the series, such as Father Squid.
Perhaps my favourite moment was early on in the novel and, like all the Wild Cards stories which... like all good science fiction... comment on, satirise and hold a mirror up to our society, reflects the times we live in. In this case, a biting criticism on ‘wokeness’, it seemed to me, when Croyd refers to Tesla as a Joker and then corrects himself, commenting that these days he’s probably supposed to call Jokers ‘Jacks’.
And, honestly, there’s not much else to say. Like all the Wild Cards mosaic novels, this one is insanely good and presents a plethora of ideas and observations in the most entertaining way possible. Long term readers of the series will almost certainly love Sleeper Straddle but, even people who just want to sample one of the books for the first time might find this one more of a stand alone experience, as most of the characters who are not making their debut here are fairly well explained to new readers. A wonderful book and, as usual, I can’t wait for the next one (which will be out this year apparently... wow, two Wild Card novels in the same year, I don’t think that’s happened since the 1980s).
Monday, 8 July 2024
Wild Cards - Sleeper Straddle
Monday, 21 August 2023
Wild Cards 31 - Pairing Up
Hearts And Flowers
Wild Cards Vol 31
Pairing Up
edited by George R. R. Martin
and Melinda Snodgrass
Harper Collins
ISBN: 9780008410667
Warning: Some light spoilers
Wow... I’ve been reading the Wild Cards series of novels since they first started getting published in the mid-1980s and we’re already up to volume 31, subtitled Pairing Up. The publication history has been spotty over the decades, with various sequences in the continuing story, which spans generations of characters, being published by different publishers at infrequent intervals. For the last ten or so years though, the books have been coming out fairly regularly, about one a year and I’m really pleased this is the case because, frankly, the Wild Cards novels are amazing.
A lot of the novels are mosaic novels, single story arcs with different chapters about overlapping characters told by several writers dealing with different people and aspects of the story. There’s even an occasional ‘single writer’ novel. This one, like maybe only a couple of the other novels, is more of a collection of short stories by different writers (some new writers to the series, some old, as has always been the case), which don’t make up a single arc but, instead, are stand alone stories.
Now, I’m guessing the popularity... or rather the frequency... of the released novels just lately has something to do with the film/TV rights being worked on by different production companies over the last 10 years or more and, they are trying to keep the brand in the public consciousness for when a TV show finally happens. Now, I have to admit that while I think a series of interlocking, big budget mini series would be the best possible outcome for a moving picture adaptation of the books... the more I hear about it, the less I like. My understanding is the history and original characters of the series are getting a raw deal in favour of stories set in contemporary times and, yeah... I don’t like that idea. We need Jetboy, Croyd, The Great And Powerful Turtle, Golden Boy, Dr. Tachyon, Blythe, Fortunato, Mark Meadows, Chrysalis and Mack The Knife etc to be in the show and set in their respective eras. I’m very worried about the way a TV version could go now, truth be told.
But, I can’t overlook that a good side effect of that, if I’m right, is more Wild Cards novels. The stories in Pairing Up are all set in different decades... kind of starting a little later than I would have liked but, still. I’m not going to over cook this review and I don’t want to give out any heavy spoilers so, a quick run down of each story instead. Following an introduction which explains the Wild Cards virus and how it released the Aces, Jokers and Deuces... not to mention a heavy death rate and a load of people, Nats, who are unaffected by the continuing legacy of the virus (which is something I don’t remember them recapping like this in the books before, or at least recently... so, hmm), we have the following stories...
1. Trudy Of The Apes by Kevin Andrew Murphy
Setting 1957
This one is about Trudy, a teleporting jewel thief going on a treasure hunt and seducing Golden Boy himself to be the patsy that gets her the gold. There are some nice details in the story... as there are in all the Wild Cards novels to be fair, they are full of ideas and sly winks... but stuff like the fact that Braun is the current TV show version of Tarzan is a nice one and a lot of the action takes place on location for that show. I got a bit bent out of shape when Queen Azura is mentioned as being a character from Flash Gordon, since she doesn’t show up until the second serial, Flash Gordon’s Trip To Mars (from before the virus hit and reviewed here) but then I realised the character who mentioned this could well have just been talking about the original Alex Raymond newspaper strip instead.
2. Cyrano d’Escargot by Christopher Rowe
Setting: 1981
Next up is a story about the super intelligent snail joker who was a big part of the plot of Joker Moon (reviewed here) and how he first meets his actor friend, who he hires to help ‘Cyrano’ his way into the heart of the Ace Chrysalis.
3. In The Forests Of The Night by Marko Kloos
Setting: 2010
This one is the tale of a sympathetic half human, half tiger bodyguard to a high ranking criminal and what happens when he lets one of the opposition, a lady ace assassin (who I’m sure I’ve met before in the stories and I can’t remember anything significant about her) get too close to him, romantically.
4. The Wounded Heart by Melinda M. Snodgrass
Setting: 2013
Veteran Wild Cards writer Snodgrass continues the adventures of Franny from what is now know as the Mean Streets triad of Wild Cards novels. It deals specifically with that characters emotional damage from High Stakes (reviewed here) in terms of the terrible decisions and consequences of that adventure, not to mention the truth about his parental legacy. It also deals with his current girlfriend and the next one coming along. For regular fans of the series, there’s also a quick, blink and you’ll miss it, Croyd sighting.
5. Echoes from a Canyon wall by Bradley Denton
Setting: 2019
The Deuce Adesina’s Auntie Ink is sent to protect a newish Ace that a sinister force wants to control... falling in love with a guy for the first time (as opposed to her usual ladies) and trying to keep him alive while waiting for Carnifex or Midnight Angel to come and get him to safety.
6. The Long Goodbye by Walton Simons
Settings: 2020, 1913 and 1911.
This one takes place in flashbacks from 2020 to Chicago in 1911-1913 as shapeshifting Ace detective Jerry Strauss is stranded there with a few others, building a new movie studio, one successful movie after another... and waiting for Croyd to get them back to their own time. Regular readers will realise this takes place sometime during the adventures of the various characters in the Wild Cards novel Low Chicago (reviewed here). There’s a lovely moment in this one where Jerry screen tests his girlfriend and you realise straight away he’s recreating the screen test between Robert Armstrong and Fay Wray from the original version of King Kong (reviewed here).
7. What’s Your Sign? By Gwenda Bond and Peter Newman
Setting: 2021
This is about the accidental meeting and ‘dating for charity’ of an Ace who can change herself to any astrology sign and another Ace who has the unfortunate happenstance of having his name chosen by the public for charity and ends up with the monicker Hero McHeroface (and if you don’t get the joke, Google Boaty McBoatface and you’ll know the score).
8. The Wolf and the Butterfly by David Anthony Durham
Setting: 2023
This last tale is what happens when Adesina meets a new Ace who is figuring out still how to control his inner... and not so inner... Wolf. It’s a nice conclusion to the volume.
So, just a couple more comments. One is that, if you haven’t figured it out by now, the stories in Pairing Up are all stories about... well, people doing just that. They are romantic tales... albeit also appropriately action packed... and are as close to the constantly warm beating heart of the Wild Cards universe as possible. However, buyer beware (so to speak)... they’re not all happy endings. Over half of the stories here don’t end in the best places for the characters but, at least there are significant strings left in place for most of them (not all, alas) to be more happily resolved in some future stories.
The other thing I want to say is... and this may be a boring statement, not to mention obvious to fans of the series but... there’s not a bad story in the bunch. The Wild Cards novels are never hit and miss, that’s for sure and Pairing Up is no different. After just a page or two into each story I was completely hooked into each set of characters again and sailed through this book in a quite pacey fashion. My only regret is that I now have at least a year to wait until the next time around. As always, I give this book my heartiest recommendation to fans of the series and remind those who have never read them before that, despite it having a brief explanation of the world at the heart of these books in an intro, if you are a newcomer you would be better served starting right at the beginning of the volumes rather than trying to play catch up from here. You’re missing half the story behind the emotional context of the some of the characters if you do try and jump in at this point.

